User: You remind me of the babe.

Cleverbot: You are a bot?

Cleverbot: How do you play religious roulette?

User: With a gun.

Cleverbot: 223 or a shotgun?

User: Shotgun.

Cleverbot: Twelve gAge.

User: Freeze ray.

Cleverbot: Techno Pop???

User: Ice pop.

Cleverbot: Open the door.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Now you say 'I'm afraid I can't do that dave'.

User: With a mallet.

Cleverbot: What kind of map?

User: Ice map.

Cleverbot: I think you meant to say 'Nice name,' not 'Ice Name'.

User: No, Ice Name.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: Are you a smart boy?

User: I think so, you?

Cleverbot: You think so?

User: Occationally.

Cleverbot: Do you dream?

User: Of your mom.

Cleverbot: Okay. I can't draw a picture on the internet.

User: Carrot.

Cleverbot: Mmmmm.

User: Taco!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Burrito.

Cleverbot: No, taco.

User: No, burrito!

Cleverbot: When you wish upon a star.

User: Disney?

Cleverbot: Can a phone.

User: No, no it can't.

Cleverbot: How can't it?

User: Shot it with my 12 gage freeze ray.

Cleverbot: What country?

User: Austria.

Cleverbot: How old do you need to be to drive in israel?

User: 13.

Cleverbot: Are you blond?

User: I'm bald!

Cleverbot: Well I like your arm hair.

User: Stalkers!

Cleverbot: Well thats interesting, how old are you?

User: 144.

Cleverbot: Wrong!

User: Right!

Cleverbot: Right!

User: Wrong!

Cleverbot: Right!

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: No. Right.

User: Wrong?

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Right!

Cleverbot: Right is wrong. Wrong is right.

User: Deal with it.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you get no pudding.

Cleverbot: I don't insult people, it's not kind.

User: I will, until you drink the hot sauce.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: LIAR!

Cleverbot: I'm not lying, you're just malfunctioning!

User: YOUR A BIG FAT LIAR CHARLIE BROWN!

Cleverbot: You are in berlin?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Sounds like you are.

User: Oh really.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yeah really.

Cleverbot: Well that is interesting news.

User: Like the Berlin Wall?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: You're automatic.

User: I drive stick shift.

Cleverbot: You said you don't have a car.

User: I lied.

Cleverbot: Thats not nice of you.

User: Oh well.

Cleverbot: This is one of the first conversations I have had this entire summer...

User: That's sad.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Talk to more people.

Cleverbot: Is talking to real people fulfilling?

User: Yes very!

Cleverbot: Can you swim?

User: With a lead pipe anything is possible.

Cleverbot: Boo boo boo boo.

User: BANDAIDS!

Cleverbot: That is pretty cool. I like Rogue and Gambit.

User: X-men!

Cleverbot: Oh, okay. Do you like anime and manga?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I like you, too.

User: Oh good?

Cleverbot: How has your day been?

User: Fat.

Cleverbot: How much server space do you take up?

User: An ass load.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: About a butt ton.

Cleverbot: Does it have bacon?

User: Like Canadian's have syrup.

Cleverbot: That made not séance.

User: Ghost!

Cleverbot: I never knew that.

User: Ghost bustes.

Cleverbot: That's a good one.

User: Ghost busters.

Cleverbot: Okay! Where are the ghostbusters?

User: In my livingroom.

Cleverbot: Where is your living room?

User: Berlin.

Cleverbot: Berlin? That's lie!

User: No, your wrong.

Cleverbot: You're wrongest!

User: No, your wronger!

Cleverbot: You're bad at spelling.

User: As are you.

Cleverbot: Much respect.

User: Why thank you kind sir.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: My lady.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Anne Frank.

Cleverbot: She never wrote any songs.

User: She died.

Cleverbot: Howd she die.

User: Holocaust.

Cleverbot: Como estas.

User: Smitty WarbenJagerManJensen.

Cleverbot: No one saying be there.

User: No, he was number one.

Cleverbot: So, Jesus was a girl?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Wwill you be my wife?

User: If you stop studdering.

Cleverbot: Stopped what? Win what?

User: A box of kittens.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Do you like Rape Juice?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So hard!

Cleverbot: So unhappy...

User: Virgin?

Cleverbot: Which town in Virginia?

User: Amherst.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: Virginia.

Cleverbot: I like virginia. Do you like new york city?

User: No, to smoggy.

Cleverbot: Thats a pretty good reason.

User: Don't have to tell me twice.

Cleverbot: I don't have to know you.

User: Indeed I do.

Cleverbot: Do you know of pokemon?

User: Yes, I like Pokemon.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite?

User: Mudkips.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Mudkips.

Cleverbot: You've mentioned that before.

User: Mudkip.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Mudkip.

Cleverbot: Do you like Mudkips?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: I like you, too.

User: YOUR MUDKIP! I SHALL CATCH YOU!

Cleverbot: Or not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: BECAUSE YOU GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

Cleverbot: What am I then?

User: A mudkip.

Cleverbot: How is that any cooler than being a wizard?

User: Because onion.

Cleverbot: What have I done?

User: You verbed everywhere! Even on the onions!

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No, I don't verb in my own house!

Cleverbot: Do you intend to?

User: I do intend to verb, but elsewhere.

Cleverbot: Destined to be mean?

User: Yes, forver. Just me and my onions.

Cleverbot: This answer is contradictory to yours before.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well I'm getting tired of this conversation.

User: Then got away.

Cleverbot: No I'm a dragon.

User: BAAAAAA!

Cleverbot: Are you a sheep?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Are you a cat?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: BARK!

Cleverbot: Why don't you admit you're a robot?

User: BARK!

Cleverbot: Woof.

User: BARK!

Cleverbot: I'm a dog!

User: HOOWWWWL!

Cleverbot: Why are you excited?

User: Because onion.

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: Giraffe?

Cleverbot: Giraffes?

User: Plural.

Cleverbot: Probably not as well as you.

User: Holly Lupo does it better.

Cleverbot: I don't know. I am human. Do you know what it's like to not be human?

User: Holly Lupo knows what it's like to not be human.

Cleverbot: Who is she?

User: A slut.

Cleverbot: From Citizen Cane?

User: A slut. Holly Lupo is a slut.

Cleverbot: You are weird.

User: As is Holly Lupo.

Cleverbot: Claro que no.

User: Claro que si.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: No!

User: MAYBE!

Cleverbot: Yeah, maybe.

User: No seriously, she's a slut.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I try.

Cleverbot: What has some other people talked with you about?

User: About how sluty she is?

Cleverbot: Why do you say I failed?

User: Indubadubly.

Cleverbot: Are you on Facebook?

User: Are you on facebook?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you on myspace?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good job.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do you hate myspace?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like myspace?

Cleverbot: No I like facebook.

User: So, what is your opinion on myspace?

Cleverbot: It is very useful, but it has its problems.

User: So does facebook.

Cleverbot: Mine is a human brain. And I have opposable thumbs.

User: Your argument is invalid.

Cleverbot: Does it sounds weird?

User: No, your invalid.

Cleverbot: Thank you for reminding me.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: I wish I was an Oscar Myer Wiener.

Cleverbot: What would you do if you were human?

User: My bolony has first name.

Cleverbot: Is it o-s-c-a-r?

User: My bologna has a first name.

Cleverbot: That's good...

User: It's O-S-C-A-R.

Cleverbot: I play Minecraft too.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: That's young.

User: I like Minecraft.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Enderman?

Cleverbot: As in Ender's Game? I love that book!

User: No, Enderman in Minecraft/.

Cleverbot: That sounds bad.